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Max with Carson Kresley |
For a month now the tabloid media has been waging an all out assault on our favourite celebrity spruiker
Max Markson who likes to think of himself as Australia's answer to Britain's
Max Clifford. Originally from Bournemouth via a saucepan stall in a Shepherds Bush market, Max is Australia's top celebrity agent.
Max's crime was to disrupt the holy of holies-a cricket match. When model Lara Bingle, best known for the failed Oz tourism campaign 'So Where the Bloody Hell Are You?' discovered that a previous boyfriend footballer Brendan Fevola
had distributed some topless snaps of her taken on his mobile phone, she did
the only sensible thing. She hired Max to negotiate a deal reputedly
worth $200,000 with a woman's magazine to tell her side of the story.
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Lara does a Bingle |
Bingle's then fiancee
Michael Clarke, vice
captain of the Australian cricket team was about to embark on a tour of
New Zealand. As the team strode out for the first day, missing was
Clarke. He had flown back to Sydney to see Lara. The howling of sport's writers, egged on by their tabloid comrades was deafening. Leading the moralising charge was
Sydney Morning Herald cricket writer
Peter Roebuck who delightfully informed us that '
to do a bingle' was new cricketing slang for fumbling the ball.
Others like the fragrant
Miranda Devine weighed in wanting to know, just who
was Bingle and what did this "airhead "do all day as Miranda pondered on the size of Bingle's IQ.
But Markson was deemed the villain of the drama.
Max was denying the tabloids their God given right to a saucy tale. And
he was encouraging them to beat up the story to boost sales of magazine
carrying Lara's story.
Beware of a reptile scorned.
Now Max has become the story as a newspaper yesterday revealed supposed emails to
Max from a 'disgruntled' employee questioning the legality of Max's
ability to avoid speeding fines. Markson's business registered Mercedes
has clocked up over $30,000 in fines but avoided being de-registered
via a complicated loophole whereby a company can declare it doesn't
know the identity of a driver when the offence occurred.

They're out to get Max and today
tSS hears news that a writer from the UK
Independent newspaper is flying in to do a piece on Markson.
As Britain's Labour Party and PM Gordon Brown vie to be re-elected they have brought in ex-PM Tony Blair to boost morale.
Expect a major story to appear about Markson's involvement in Cherie Blair's
ill-fated Oz book tour in 2007.
A charity that expected to receive
substantial funds from the tour cried foul when the pot was discovered
to be empty. tSS was ejected from one function after
approaching Mrs Blair and asking her if she might consider donating
profits from her book to an Iraqi children's fund.