Breaking News: Will Smith kicked out of Academy

Exclusive: I can reveal that the Academy Awards committee will remove actor Will Smith as a member of the Academy Awards tomorrow and demand he hands back his Oscar. Smith's wife Jada Pinckett has narrowly avoided being removed from the Academy but she is expected to make an apology to comedian Chris Rock after it was revealed she laughed when her husband assaulted Rock. There are now questions about 2 projects lined up with Will Smith to star in with several investors withdrawing funding on the belief Smith may now be Box Office Poison. Furthermore the reason The Academy will remove Smith is that in fact Jada Pincket is not suffering from alopecia as claimed but had shaved her head to audition for the role of a remake of the movie GI Jane.