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PM Tony can barely hide his excitement |
He has just taken the reigns after a concerted media campaign led by the American billionaire media mogul
Rupert Murdoch and now the
Shuttle brings you exclusive news : far from being a Philistine troglodyte who will roll us back into the 1950s as his critics claim, PM
Tony Abbott is a fan of the arts !


The gilded couple
Charles Billich & wife Krista who regularly fly exited social hacks around the world to breathlessly report on their glittering soirees at upmarket venues like the
Playboy Mansion in LA , have presented a grateful Prime Minister with a gorgeous work of art that only our Charles can produce. Will it hang in
The Lodge like other rare Billich works hang in
The Vatican and other grand mansions? And is it a fetching nude, perhaps of Krista draped over a chaise lounge legs akimbo ? . Is this the first step for an exciting exhibition of Billich prints at the
National Gallery in Canberra ?. Will
Sir Les Patterson emerge from retirement ? Clearly a New Era for The Yartz is upon us. Exciting times ahead. !