exclusive: Cher hits town

The annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras is in full swing for it's 40th anniversary. Here is our exclusive 'selfie' sent poste haste to Whispers from the PM himself, Malcolm Turnbull. Pictured is Malcolm, Cher, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and Lucy Turnbull. What fun !

no names, no pack-drill

It's so heartening to hear others are just mere mortals like you and I.....

# which mega-millionaire has just bought off an off-spring from a liason with a 'lady of the night' after previously denying their existence but was caught out after blood tests proves that he was indeed the father ?. His property empire now remains safe for official heirs after several millions$$ were placed in trust for the 23 year old who is cutting a swathe around town with his new found wealth...


## which prominent former 'civic' name was recently 'busted' in Kings Cross in an alley-way receiving mouth relief from a transvestite (and a rather plain one at that) in the early afternoon ?. As this noted personage owns at least 2 nearby apartments used purely for such liasons-is he now taking his thrill of encounters with cross-dressing tarts to unheard off heights ?

### which 'man about town' with a decidedly dodgy past has been wining and dining a prominent South Pacific islands' government' figure in a number of Sydney restaurants on behalf of a corporation who hope to cash in on natural resources located on the otherwise barren atoll ?. Trips to New York and London in the company jet and 5 star hotel accommodation along with the obligatory Swiss bank account are of course entirely unconnected.

the mind boggles.....