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from The Sunday Mirror

Following our last story ( see below) about the English rugby team's boat ride on Sydney Harbour with some scantily clad lasses, the UK Daily Mirror has picked up the tale in their Sunday edition.

Apparently the harbour cruise was a celebration for the team's defeat of the Barbarians  the day before in Gosford. 

All perfectly innocent according to the team's manager although the choice of agency to supply the gels to accompany the chaps on the high seas would appear to be an odd choice when one reads the agency's website."Nude waitresses" and "lesbian sex shows" are on offer from the company.

Sharon with the English footballers

And where does the buxom Sharon Sargeant who burst upon the Sydney scene 2 year ago on the arm of top private eye Frank Monte fit into this scene?. She isn't returning our calls at the moment and her assistant says she is busy in negotiations with interested US & UK adult firms who wished to do business with her.

Regular readers may recall Ms Sargeant split from Monte when it was revealed by a daily newspaper that she was the owner of RedVelvet Escorts. Monte called off their planned nuptials and Sharon moved out of his luxurious 10th floor Icon apartment in Potts point, to a northern beaches retreat.

The Mirror tale claims that the girls on the boat were from a rival company but when we saw Sargeant arrive at the Woolloomooloo Wharf she went straight to the English players like a long lost friend. What was noticeable was Sergeant's businesslike appearance (still with ample cleavage visible of course) and the English footballers seemed more than happy to pose with the lady for some happy snaps.Ms Sargeant then walked with the players  to a waiting cruiser which the chaps boarded. As Sargeant waved goodbye the agency girls appeared from the lower deck, one sporting a black g-string.

"Is Sharon involved in the other agency" we asked her assistant. "I couldn't possibly discuss her business" he replied "but she certainly has interests in more than one agency". 

"And can we arrange some nude waitresses or a lesbian sex show through you" we asked. "Of course" was the reply.

Meanwhile after Sharon was featured in Rupert Murdoch's top daily tabloid the Daily Telegraph partying in Las Vegas with one of the USA's top porn stars Claudia Marie, it seems the US lady is cock a hoop over the publicity that reverberated around the world and even appeared in the Hindustan Times. Claudia has now been invited to open a huge Adult convention in Las Vegas next month on the strength of it !

                                                   
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Odd news emanating out of Dubai. The son of the countries biggest grocery empire Rodric David has been detained by the government for unspecified reasons . Although he was released he has been ordered to remain in the country until further notice.

Rodric David

 The Davids are one of Australia's wealthiest families and have numerous business interests. Rodric is the chairman and founder of  Emergent Capital, based in Dubai. Is it in connection with the massive downturn in property that has hit the Emirates badly ?. It's reported his detention was over a visa matter but the David family is saying nought.

The Shuttle reported exclusively on the 'Roman'  bash Rodric David threw during the 2000 Olympics, which he co-hosted with the sons of fellow first families, Janus Hooker heir to the L.J Hooker real estate empire and Michael Grace of the Grace Bros department stores. It was described as "the most hedonistic party Sydney had seen for decades". Guests included Olympians Ian Thorpe and Susie O'Neil.

Famous courtesan freaks out !

 Sucessful publisher Todd Tai networks at First Thursday

OK so we hooked you with a headline-go to the story below for the tale of Madame Lash. 

Off the luxury car home in  Kings Cross of the amiable Tony Graziana's  Scuderia Graziani where one can pick up a Lamborghini, Porsche or Mercedes. Each month he is holding a bash to raise money for the Fred Hollows Foundation with his  First Thursday parties. This is a great cause-the Fred Hollows Foundation goes to places like Afghanistan and Africa looking after the sight of desperately poor people.

First Thursday is a sort of 'networking' party for young business people which is just what they were doing on Thursday night like crazy with silent auctions for all sorts of luxury goods like Tancredi jewelry.

Entertainment included the Irish comedian Paul Martell who is one of those old fashion joke tellers but he really is hilarious as the act builds up as you can see in the clip below. With a few celebrities and good looking folk, these regular nights are going to become popular very fast so you should consider booking tickets early.

Next month the guest comedian will be Austen Tayshus- one of the very very best. To attend you should contact Helle@RazorBrandAgency.com.

Adpro Management supplied the gorgeous beauties at the party-they are also a model agency -and that's another reason to attend. Business and beauty should always be combined, is our motto !. Fast cars, beautiful women, wine and song and all in a good cause.

What more could you want ?

                                 
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Where was Gretel on her big night ? 

 Hundreds turned up at The Kirk to celebrate the birthday and book launch for Madame Lash except the lady herself. As far as we can ascertain, the fetishist has fallen out with the author of the book, Sam Everingham.

The Kirk (it has a dungeon)

The Shuttle received a rousing cheer when we assisted up the steep stairs of the Kirk in a gentlemanly fashion, the ex-fiancee of private investigator Frank Monte- Sharon Sargeant who arrived at the same time as we did.

Sharon Sargeant

As the crowd parted  on the red carpet they assumed it was Madame Lash making a grand entrance.  Sargeant has received an extraordinary amount of publicity recently and been flooded with offers from the USA -for what we aren't quite sure yet but presumably it's something to do with the revelation she is the boss of the RedVelvet Escort and Model Agency.

Madame Lash's "autobiography" is the highly entertaining tale of one of Australia's most colourful women  (we've read it) and dominatrix.  Wowsers beware! Gretel Pinniger, aka Madame Lash artist and courtesan to the rich and famous has been shocking and outraging Australia for decades. Never shy of publicity, this daughter of a handsome war hero and philanderer from the Melbourne establishment once wanted to become a nun.

Instead, she threw her leather-clad body into a wild world of sex, drugs and riotous parties. She danced with Elton John, catered to Kerry Packer's brother Clyde's more creative sexual fantasies along with the successful transport boss and newspaper owner Gordon Barton and knocked around with Sydney underworld boss Lennie McPherson.

She also found herself a fabulously wealthy patron, who bequeathed her a generous stipend so long as his name is never disclosed by her .
Which doesn't stop us revealing the world's worst kept secret-that patron was the English publisher Paul Hamlyn who made millions when he and his family settled in Britain after escaping Germany before WW2. Hamlyn spent 4 weeks of every year with Madame Lash. We'll leave it to your imagination what  they got up to. But she does have dungeons in all her homes.
There was a tale that she one locked publisher Gordon Barton in the dungeon of her Melbourne house, hanging from a rack and went on a cocaine bender leaving him there for 48 hours before she re-called he was shackled in the basement. Fearing what she would find when she returned,  a delighted Barton tripled the agreed fee, as he was so pleased with the service.                                                 

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Comedian Paul Martell who was at the premier of the First Thursday charity parties at Scuderia Graziani in East Sydney.