More 'royal' nonsense

For a newspaper chain that hyperventilated over PM Tony Abbott's granting of a knighthood to Prince Phillip, the Fairfax newspapers are at again claiming 'Royalty' attended the Logies in Melbourne last night. Who we ask?
Surely not Tom Parker Bowles whose mum happens to be Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall?. Parker Bowles is of course neither Royalty or has a peerage title and is a commoner (perhaps not as common as us)
Perhaps they meant the frumpily dressed Conchita?

Pic of The Week

Our exclusive photograph : Dame Edna Everage shares a box at this week's Royal Command Performance with Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall.

Camilla Arrives

The future Queen of Australia, Camilla , Duchess of Cornwall has arrived for her first tour of the country.
She and hubby Charles attended an obligatory BBQ up north and tomorrow Camilla will attend the Melbourne Cup while Charles visits Sydney.

"Off With Their Heads "! Charles & Camilla Attacked & Diana's Portrait

Video has surfaced of the attack upon Prince Charle's and The Duchess of Cornwall as they headed through London streets to the Royal Variety Performance. Apparently Camilla was poked in the chest with a stick shoved through the window. One protester loudly shouts "off with their heads !". No wonder the pair looked so alarmed. That's precisely what happened to many of their forbears.

Still it should have set them up nicely for the show-Susan Boyle, Robbie Williams and Australia's very own Human Nature currently wowing audiences in the USA with their nightly Las Vegas show.

Meanwhile we have uncovered a covertly filmed scene of Camilla having Princess Diana's portrait removed from Clarence House and replaced with her own.

It is of course, a spoof by the wonderful and talented artist Alison Jackson. Check out more at her website.